And they don’t stand much of a chance, either:

Palm Beach police picked up five illegal immigrants shortly after 5 a.m. Thursday at the corner of Hammon Avenue and South Ocean Boulevard, police spokesman Fred Hess said.

Evidently the politically correct terminology has not quite penetrated this enclave.

I think it should be noted, however, that one of the standing aims of the place is to keep riff-raff of all kinds off of the island, whether they have legal status in this country or not.  It just happens to be easier when they don’t.  Just wait until we get internal passports…