While everyone else struggles with same sex blessings. we have this:

The Episcopal Church of Bethesda-by-the-Sea grounds keeper Keith Reisley has seen as many as 10 raccoons on the grounds recently.

My Southern readers (and some of the closet redneck relatives I have up North) doubtless have ideas on how to deal with a problem of this nature.  But a town like Palm Beach, which cultivates feral cats, just isn’t that kind of place…